Kids Say The Craziest Things.....

Our boys have all been very entertaining as of late, here's just a few examples.....

 Big D:

D:  Mom, can you go on Youtube and type in how to tie your shoes?
Mom:  Why do you want me to do that?
D: Because I want to learn how to tie my shoes and that's how you do it.
Mom:  Well when I was a kid I didn't have Youtube to teach me that.
D:  What did you use, google?
Mom:  No my parents taught me
D: Really?

(hilarious, but a little scary to think how much technology has influenced our kids)
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Middle C:

C: Mom do heights exist in real life?
Mom:  Yes they do honey.
C: Oh, well I'm pretty sure I'm scared of them.
Mom:  What are heights?
C: I think they are a kind of spider!
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Little N:

Lately he's been coming up with the most interesting ways to tell me he is awake from his nap.

N: Knock, Knock (shouting from his crib)
Mom:  Who's there?
N: Poopy
Mom:  Poopy who?
N: Poopy stinky!
(and it most definitely was)

N: Cock-a-doodle-doo, cock-a-doodle-doo
Mom:  Are you ready to get out of bed (I proceed to go to his room to get him out of his crib)
N:  Cock-a-doodle-doo, good morning chicken mommy!