Conversations With A Two Year Old.....

Mommy: "Look at all the diggers over there in the field Dawson, looks like they must me sleeping, because their not moving"

Dawson: "No mommy diggers no seeping, awake. A mornin diggers, how are you?"

Diggers: "Good" (dawson spoke for them in a low and growling voice)

Dawson: "Oh good. I bring present for you digger."

Mommy: "You have a present for the diggers, what did you buy them?"

Dawson: "A map"(bursts into song) "I'm the map, I'm the map, I'm the Map" (from Dora the Explorer)

Mommy: "Oh interesting choice"